On Star Wars and Criticism

On Star Wars, Criticism and Spoilers

Film criticism as an institution has been upended from top-down value-creation to a more horizontal format of communal endearment. Your neighbor now makes YouTube videos reviewing movies and they are terrible at it. It is not so much that the original critics were any better; lazy and tenured pedants can also be blamed for their regurgitations of yesterday’s lecture.

The paradoxical “uncritical film critique” has the capability to spread a thousand times over by the internet. Typing “Rogue One review” in a search engine will reveal an exponentially increasing number of your neighbors producing written, video, and audio content critiquing the latest entry in a billion dollar movie franchise. Note that the movie franchise is worth “a billion dollars” with or without the help of these overlapping opinions.

What makes up the “uncritical film critique” nowadays?

First, the review is split up into two parts: a starting non-spoiler section dedicated to raised eyebrows, pursed lips, and mental hoops to avoid referring to basic plot points that will nullify the raison d’être of the movie. Per A.O. Scott from the New York Times:

… the injunction not to ruin anyone’s good time by “revealing spoilers and detailed story points” is itself revealing, an indication of the meager and disposable pleasures this movie is meant to provide, and also of the low regard its makers have for the audience.

Should it be surprising that great films can be fully summarized and fully enjoyed? That Jaws is about a shark attacking people and getting killed is hardly enough justification to skip the film’s actual merits: the audio and visual representation of several characters’ struggles with each other and the main antagonist, ending in a climax that is worth watching? This plot structure should be familiar, and is why audiences find entertainment in movies and any other mediums that present narratives. The revelation of cameo X, plot point Y, or twist Z have hitherto not broken a single quality film’s experience.

But the “uncritical film critique” does not question why a Spoiler in fact spoils the film; instead there is a relishing in the comfort that they have experienced the plot point firsthand, and can only conclude that avoiding the Spoiler like the plague will make cinematic virgins unto the audience, an objective that has successfully surpassed quality in the modern blockbuster film.

The majority of the review takes place within the “spoiler-free” section. The reviewer proceeds to qualify themselves as either a Critical Evangelist or the Born-Again Fanboy.

The Critical Evangelist unquestioningly follows Religion, yet entertains the thought that they view Religion critically.

The Born-Again Fanboy is a re-ordering of the Critical Evangelist: either from external influence or pseudo-contrarian thought processes, they unquestioningly rejected Religion until it became internally logical to accept it. Afterwards they become the full Evangelist, empowered by History of having been “critical”.

The resulting critique is the same for both, just with minor variations in beginning remarks for their review: the former will begin with a cynicism as they started the film, the latter will begin with their prior cynicism to the franchise itself. Both will achieve nirvana in their pre-intuited and later refuted misgivings; for they have once thought critically, and in doing so can justify their unthinking love of the film’s experience.

One may rightly assume that the critique hasn’t occurred yet: we have passed the introduction phase, the adamant establishment of the no-spoiler section, and the personal qualifiers, and then comes the gushing over familiar objects and significations of “fun”.

The Critical Evangelist would have worried that X, Y, or Z wouldn’t be executed correctly; they were of course wrong and will explain in cursory detail about how the film skirted failure by including or excluding plot element X, Y, or Z. The Born-Again Fanboy may express their once-dismay over X, Y, or Z, but be ecstatic that X, Y, or Z are now enjoyable objects.

The film is revealed as a suite of ethics: that the product composed itself correctly is a moralism derived from the fictional universe itself; if the internal structures of the universe are intact and expanded upon, the film has become good. If these structures are broken without recourse, then the film will become bad.

Herein lies the distraction of the reviewer from the traditional purpose of a film as a communicative language: the movie is but a self-perpetuating product of moving parts rather than a creative expression of an individual or group. Thus, the “uncritical film critique” predicates itself as a review of expression within the Religion (consumerist/fictional universe): it is a given that the film is subject to a code of ethics proprietary to the Religion, and therefore implicitly universal in morality.

The non-spoiler section of the critique is an unconscious rhetoric that, instead of asking “does this add to our canon as an art form?”, resorts to asking “does this add to the franchise’s canon?”. In a self-flagellating resolve, your neighbor has ceded the quality of franchise movies to its own existence: there is no question about the Religion itself but instead its interpretations of the source materials.

To put the “uncritical critic” in perspective imagine how someone may critique the costumes of a film for its consistency with the franchise but are unable to consider the designer of such costumes, nor the industry that hired the designers or the society that birthed the industry itself.

We have placed a capital “F” on Fun, for the doctrine of modern criticism is not about what creative mark we can have on future generations, but what Fun we can have in stagnation within our established franchise universes.

The spoiler section takes up the last fifth of the review, allowing for further gushing over specific plot points and individual scenes.

The Fun we experience in “spoilers” are magnified by the small exertion over the short picket fence, which we vault to overhear the excited whispers of secrets and revelations from Uncritical Critic. Yet these revelations only present ourselves with profound gossip and the mundanity of the modern film review.